What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:19
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.